i made ringabel’s rod special move called “sleepytime” and it inflicts sleep as well as massive beast slaying water damage and the phrase it uses is “✩ GOODNITE ✩” my party’s specials are the coolest
oh hell yeah i can’t believe i’m quotable
the talking dog at the shell shack
I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it
If you assign every English letter a number value (ie: A=1, Z=26) then somewhere within the number pi is your entire life, including all the thoughts you’ve ever had, will have, and didn’t know you had. Your childhood, career, and eventual anticlimactic death are all there, supporting the fabric of the universe.
this gif in there too
my advice to all young male creators is to follow your muse off a cliff.